That one cat who thinks every cardboard box is a throne room

i’m not sleeping, i’m just recharging my whisker wi-fi.

that one friend who thinks “5-minute nap” is a lifestyle choice.

me: i’m just here for the grass, but i’m the entire scene.

pov: you’re the laser pointer, and the cat’s already judging you

me: *yawns so hard my teeth file a missing-tooth report*

i’m not lazy, i’m conserving energy for the next laser pointer.

me: *stares back like i’m the wi-fi password*

nobody: me: *screams silently*