Pov: you’re a cat, and the world is a plain gray cushion
pov: you’re a cat, and the world is a plain gray cushion
When you finally find the perfect spot, but the table says no.
when you finally find the perfect spot, but the table says no.
Pov: the box is a spaceship, the rug is the control panel
pov: the box is a spaceship, the rug is the control panel
Me: *narrows eyes, sits upright, paws aligned*
me: *narrows eyes, sits upright, paws aligned*
Deadpan: “i’m not sleeping, i’m just resting my eyes on the quilt’s design.”
deadpan: “i’m not sleeping, i’m just resting my eyes on the quilt’s design.”
Deadpan: “i’m not a cat, i’m a furniture critic.”
deadpan: “i’m not a cat, i’m a furniture critic.”
That one friend who always sits upright and looks like a statue
that one friend who always sits upright and looks like a statue
Me: “i’m not a cat, i’m a fluffy philosopher”
me: “i’m not a cat, i’m a fluffy philosopher”
When you’re a loaf cat, but the floor is too shiny.
when you’re a loaf cat, but the floor is too shiny.
Nobody: …
nobody: …
Pov: you’re the only one who can see the cat’s secret handshake
pov: you’re the only one who can see the cat’s secret handshake
Pov: your cat's new job is "professional model on a blue runway.
pov: your cat's new job is "professional model on a blue runway.