That one friend who thinks a loaf is a snack.
that one friend who thinks a loaf is a snack.
Deadpan: i’m not a cat, i’m a living piece of gray art.
deadpan: i’m not a cat, i’m a living piece of gray art.
That one friend who shows up at a party and then just sits, eyes on you.
that one friend who shows up at a party and then just sits, eyes on you.
Nobody: “i’m going to be dramatic!” / me: cat, just staring back
nobody: “i’m going to be dramatic!” / me: cat, just staring back
Nobody: *does something* / me: *glossy loaf*
nobody: *does something* / me: *glossy loaf*
Nobody: *walks through the yard* me: *curled tail, flawless pose*
nobody: *walks through the yard* me: *curled tail, flawless pose*
Pov: you’re a detective, the cat is the evidence, all calm and collected
pov: you’re a detective, the cat is the evidence, all calm and collected
Pov: your cat’s new yoga pose is a loaf.
pov: your cat’s new yoga pose is a loaf.
Pov: the gravel thinks it’s the new runway for a tan-pointed model
pov: the gravel thinks it’s the new runway for a tan-pointed model
When you realize the fur is fluffier than your blanket but still calm
when you realize the fur is fluffier than your blanket but still calm
When you finally find the perfect blanket but your eyes stay the same
when you finally find the perfect blanket but your eyes stay the same
Nobody: *walks into room* cat: *stares, poses, and demands respect*
nobody: *walks into room* cat: *stares, poses, and demands respect*